Before Plutarch Heavensbee, there was Capitol Dan.
ive never read, nor have i seen the hunger games, but i find this hilarious.
brock how the HELL did you become a gym leader
That’s why he’s the first one.
To be fair, form changes would come in a later generation and that could be considered “a metamorphosis attack.”
Also, Koga was playing dirty pool, anyway. How the hell do you just have your Pokémon SPONTANEOUSLY evolve? At least when Krabby evolved into Kingler in the middle of a battle, he had JUST defeated another Pokémon.
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
I die without you.
Get ready to lay 50 eggs
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months