ronweasley:

If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.

(via sparkyhopper)

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

(via foreveraloneshawn)

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life

oh shoe, you so funny

#duckface

ugh her sister is sooo annoying

i luv you shoe xoxoxox

i’m sorry

what fake foot

I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.

I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW

HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

…

yes…

(via foreveraloneshawn)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via holyfuckingsasha)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via holyfuckingsasha)

laugh-addict:

“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common” 

(Source: polyur, via theboywhoshippedeverything)

ernbarassing:

person:”that shows so stupid”

me:

(via theboywhoshippedeverything)

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

(Source: filharmagic, via theboywhoshippedeverything)